| Daffynition |
Stinky Pinky |
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| Oxidation process containing less moisture |
Drier Fire |
| Premature termination of tennis game |
A Court Abort |
| Consumer of measures or measuring devices |
Meter Eater |
| Choral composition performed during burial service |
Plant 'em Anthem |
| Type of music J. S. Bach would write while eating yogurt |
Dannon Canon |
| Part of an icicle accidently lodged in a digit |
Winter Splinter |
| Composer of "the Miraculous Mandarin" discussing his Porsche |
Bartok Car Talk |
| Kissing-in-Vogue |
Passion Fashion |
| A group that sings for you and me |
Chorus for Us |
| Gradual deterioration of bar lines in modern music |
Meter Peter |
| Room for the Cosmos |
Soccer Locker |
| The group of church singers closer to the worshipers than the singers in the loft |
Nigher Choir |
| Angelic singers |
Higher Choir |
| The telephone company most likely to dance the bolero |
Ravel's Ma Bell |
| The yoke worn by "The Wayfaring Stranger" |
Mahler's Collar |
| Title of Egypt's last king, had he lived during the 1600s |
Baroque Farouk |
| Slang expression for the sentence: "The first man had them." |
Adam Had 'em |
| What Sidney Carton might have had "Great Expectations" of eating |
Dickens' Chickens |
| The conductor who balked at performing "Das Knaben Wunderhorn" could be called a: |
Mahler Staller |
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