I NEVER KNEW THIS!!!

I HAVE JUST RECEIVED THIS WARNING!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT!!!!

WARNING TO US ALL!!!

YOU NEED TO READ THIS. DON'T DELETE IT BEFORE READING!

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

No WONDER I have been gaining weight! WELL! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with a particular brand of dish soap instead. Its label reads:

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

MORAL: Ya gotta be vigilant when reading labels!