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Is a relative of a pump called a pumpkin

If a peach never rots, is it impeachable?

Do illiterate people become literate when they eat Alphabet Soup?

Was the person who invented parables eating a pear?

If we peel a pear, is it pearable?

If we carry a bear, is it bearable?

Does a person prepare before paring a pear?

Would an au pair pare a pear?

Would you name a natural foods store Lettuce Carrot About You ?

The three stages of taking a walk: preamble, amble, postamble.

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