This is written in caps because -
well, HELL, YES! WE WOMEN ARE HOPING TO BE HEARD - AT LAST!

For instance, IF MEN GOT PREGNANT, this is what would happen:

1. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.

2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.

3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.

6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.

9. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.

10. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...AND HOPE THIS WILL GIVE THEM PAUSE TO REALLY THINK!

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

And now I return you to the MAN RULES page!