HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT

Compiled by Florence W. Deems

BREAKFAST

1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

AFTERNOON TEA

The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

DINNER

4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: "Stressed" spelled backwards
is DESSERTS!

Back to Humor, page 5

Flo's Quill
Tandem Tooters

Website design and background image copyright 2024
by Tone By Tone Dot Net