Received via email with the credit removed. This happens more often than not - I'd sure love to credit whoever thought these up.
- A's for arthritis,
- B's the bad back,
- C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
- D is for dental decay and decline,
- E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
- F is for fissures and fluid retention,
- G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
- H is for high blood pressure -- I'd rather it low;
- I for incisions with scars you can show.
- J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
- K is for knees that crack when they bend.
- L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
- M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
- N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
- O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
- P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
- Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
- R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
- S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
- T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears!
- U is for urinary, troubles with flow,
- V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
- W for worry, now what's going 'round?
- X is for X ray, and what might be found.
- Y for another year I'm left here behind,
- Z is for zest I still have -- in my mind!
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