Received via email with the credit removed. This happens more often than not - I'd sure love to credit whoever thought these up.
Please read slowly, as it may take a few moments for the "light" to shine!
- ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
- AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
- BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
- BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
- CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
- COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
- ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
- EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
- HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
- LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
- MISTY: How golfers create divots
- PARADOX: Two physicians
- PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
- PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
- POLARIZE: What penguins see with
- PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
- RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
- RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
- SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
- SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
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