CORPORATE MERGERS

Compiled by Flo Deems

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Again, unfortunately, I can not give credit for the person(s) who tasked their special minds to come up with these gems. People who sent these to me via email did not include credits.

Due to the current economic climate, certain corporations have planned to merge:

Federal Express and UPS will merge as FedUp.

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company will merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers will merge to become Polly Warner Cracker.

3M and Goodyear will merge to become MMMGood.

John Deere and Abitibi-Price Corp. will merge to become Deere Abi.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil Co. will merge to become Honey I'm Home.

Denison Mines and Alliance Metal Mining will merge to become Mine All Mine.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Corp. will merge and become Fairwell Honeychild.

3M, JCPenney and the Canadian Opera Co. will merge and become 3 Penney Opera.

Knott's Berry Farm and The National Organization of Women will merge to become Knott NOW!

Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.

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